Friday, January 12, 2018

The good news: University of Minnesota cracks the top twenty

Bad news: the ranking is for "Fastest Growing Sugar Baby Schools of 2018." The U clocks in at number 16. 

What's a Sugar Daddy?

"Successful men and women who know what they want. They’re driven, and enjoy attractive company by their side. Money isn’t an issue, thus they are generous when it comes to supporting a Sugar Baby."

What's a Sugar Baby?

"Attractive people looking for the finer things in life. They appreciate exotic trips and gifts. Sugar Babies get to experience a luxurious lifestyle, and meet wealthy people on a regular basis."

As SeekingArrangements.com explains, "The average student debt rose by 6% this year to $37,172, which brought the total for US student loan debt to $1.45 trillion. Becoming a Sugar Baby allows a student to avoid becoming another slave to student loan debt."

Mike Mullen has the story in City Pages. (He writes, "Watch to see how the U spins this statistic in future recruiting materials.")

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